Comic Mark Manne wrote a song called “Everything That is Wrong with America Today (The Paris Hilton Song).
Here are the lyrics:
“Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat/Because you pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat/Paris, do you sleep on a big pile of cash?/You must have paid the studio some money to put you in the ‘House of Wax’/’Cause you got no talent, you can’t act, and you can’t sing/You’re not that pretty, you’re not that hot, you’re not even interesting/You’re so mean, all bathed in green, a s^^@@x machine, until your cellphone rings, until your cellphone rings/Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name?/Is it the short skirts? No! ‘The Simple Life’? No! It’s cause you’ll have s%#@x with anything/You’re so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur p#*&@o queen/Go away, just go away from here, go away.”
Paris Hilton Funny Song
No, Paris Hilton is here to stay 
Who will make fun of her anymore if she goes away?
Tags: paris hilton, funny song, Mark Manne
Written by Bite Us! on August 10th, 2006 with 6 comments.
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Lindsay Lohan was surprised shopping or something with a big celebrity. He needs to hide his face when he was photographed.
Let’s look at the pictures of the two celebrities.
Lindsay Lohan Secret Friend
I liked very much the comment from Hollywood Tuna:
I never understood why celebrities hide their faces from the Paparazzi when you know they love having their photos taken. The only reason why I’d assume that Lindsay Lohan is covering her face is because she doesn’t want to be seen in that horrible granny dress. Anyway, let’s forget about Lindsay for a sec and discuss an even bigger problem which is that puffy dude next to her. Now why the hell is he covering his face? Does he really think we care about his ugly mug? Oh I forgot, you’re so cool cause you’re hanging with Lindsay Lohan. You’re a big star now! Celebrity by association.
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, celebrities, paparazzi
Written by Bite Us! on August 10th, 2006 with no comments.
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Adrien Brody and Elsa Pataky (Spanish actress) were surprised on Miami Beach playing racquetball.
Adrien Brody is only in his “shorts” and unfortunately Elsa Pataky isn’t topless
Here are the picture of the “young” couple Adrien Brody and Elsa Pataky:
Adrien Brody and Elsa Pataky at the beach
We can see that Elsa Pataky has a tattoo on the right shoulder and another on the belly.
What do you think about this couple? In my opinion quite not interesting.
Tags: Adrien Brody, Elsa Pataky, Miami beach, celebrities, photos, pictures, having fun
Written by Bite Us! on August 10th, 2006 with 3 comments.
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