Latest photos with Britney Spears celebrating her 27th birthday at Tenjune.

All sides go to war at a hearing today in which Britney’s lawyers at Trope & Trope will ask the court commissioner to fire Britney’s dad Jamie Spears as her conservator. They will challenge Jamie’s status on the fact that Britney has said she hates his dad many times before. Britney’s lawyers agree to have another “supervisor” for her; just that thi should not be her dad.Lawyers reportedly plan to bring in a bunch of witnesses to testify that she dislikes her father immensely.

Britney Spears’ psychiatric hold is up early Monday morning, and she could conceivably be released around 2 AM Monday morning. But sources are saying there’s really only a “5% chance” that she will be released and that she’s in the proper place to receive the care she needs.On Friday afternoon’s hearing, the court commissioner described a freed Britney as a “flight or kidnapping risk”. No details were given as to who might be trying nab her crazy ass, or helping her flee to the nearest Starbuck’s. But this did coincide with the restraining order against Sam Lufti. Britney’s family is hiring her personal security, something she has done away with long ago. This is one hell of a life.

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She’s 16. She’s pregnant. And she’s cashing in!

“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” Jamie Lynn Spears exclu$ively tells the new issue of OK! magazine about her surprise pregnancy. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

He being her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

Little Jamie Lynn is 12 weeks pregnant and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit.

“As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn’t tell anybody,” she says. “Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.”

Jamie Lynn told momma Spears, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reports.

“She was very upset because it wasn’t what she expected at all,” Spears says. “A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive.”

Lynne Spears tells OK!: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”

What message does the sixteen year old Spears want to send to other teens about premarital sex?

“I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait,” she says. “But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.”

Unlike Britney, Jamie Lynn says she plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — “so it can have a normal family life.”

The Zoey 101 star tells the mag, “I haven’t spoken to (Nickelodeon) personally, but they have always been so great to me over the past years and have given me so many opportunities.”

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This is a strange story considering we all just saw tons of photos of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton chumming it up on Brit’s birtday. The UK Daily Star is reporting that night actually made the feud between the famous frenamies even worse.

“Britney and her pals wrote to Paris and told her they are hearing rumors of a new sex-tape scandal, similar to the ‘One Night In Paris’ footage her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon put on the Web four years ago,” an insider told the Daily Star. “The letter also claims the tape shows footage of Paris locking lips with one of Britney’s female friends at a party.”

The correspondence wasn’t just FYI, as it warned Paris, “If she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online.” The source added, “Britney and her pals also end their note by telling Paris they look forward to hearing back from her.”

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Despite the fact that she doesn’t really seem to do much of anything these days, Britney Spears is still making more money in a month than most of us will ever make in a year…or ten. Court documents released yesterday in the midst of the custody debacle between pop star, Britney Spears and her ex, Kevin Federline, revealed financial details about the couple’s earning and spending habits. Reportedly, Britney’s income is estimated to by about $737,000 a month. And, despite the fact that Kevin earned over half a million big ones last year, his expenses left him with a gross of a relatively paltry $7,436.

Britney spends $102,000 a month on entertainment – going out, gifts and vacations – $16,000 on her wardrobe, almost $50,000 on her mortgage and $10,000 on utility bills.

While Kevin – who is currently attempting to kick-start his acting career with a role on US TV drama ‘One Tree Hill’ – claims he earns nothing, he receives $20,000 a month in spousal support, and $15,000 in child support payments from Britney.

The child support payments are expected to continue until the boys are adults, because Britney is the main earner in the family. Meanwhile, 25-year-old Britney claimed earlier this week she is a “good mother” and is “doing the best” she can.

She said: “People say what they want and do what they do. It’s really sad how people – how cruel our world can be. But at the end of the day you’ve got to know in your heart that you are doing the best that you can.

“As long as you know what’s up and what’s true, then that’s all that matters.”

Britney’s Expenses:
$102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
$49,267 on mortgage payments
$16,000 on clothes
$10,000 on utility bills
$6,000 on childcare
$4,758 on eating out
$2,500 on phone bills

Kevin’s Expenses:
$5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
$7,500 on rent
$2,000 on clothes
$1,500 on eating out
$750 on phone bills

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Although she became famous as a swimsuit and lingerie model, Heidi Klum has mastered the art of making next-to-nothing anything but trashy. At her fifth annual Halloween bash, Heidi chose a skintight cat suit that was the hottest thing since Tabasco. In direct contrast was one Britney Spears, who ruined Josie and the Pussycats for the rest of us … forever.

While Heidi’s costume leaves nothing to the imagination because of its extreme cling to her everything, not an inch of indecent flesh is exposed. It also doesn’t hurt that she’s got one of the best bodies in the business. Having three children has only enhanced her physique.

On the other hand, well, I’ve got five fingers. Seriously, at the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got Britney, who lets it all hang out in a costume that puts her flabby gut on display like the preview window on a package of bacon. Decked out in a belly-baring hot pink and black leopard pattern catsuit, complete with a long tail and ears and an oversized pink sombrero, Britney kicks off the night at The Green Door Club in Hollywood Britney’s nine years younger than Heidi, and has only two children to Heidi’s three, but her body looks twenty years older than Heidi’s. What a difference healthy self-esteem and a little diet and exercise can make.

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The ‘Sex and the City’ actress,has just been named the world’s unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine, in the online poll by men’s website maxim.com.Ouch!

In a scathing attack on the 42-year-old actress, Maxim.com writers – who compiled the poll – likened Sarah Jessica to famous US racehorses Barbaro and Secretariat and insisted they would rather get up close and personal with her ‘Sex and the City’ co-star Chris Noth.

One Maxim.com writer said: “How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with “sex” in the title?

“Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we would rather ride your co-star Chris Noth!”

Troubled British singer Amy Winehouse – whose beehive hair and prominent eyeliner has been copied by teenage girls worldwide – finished in second place.

Another Maxim.com writer revealed: “When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, now there is a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, ‘Nooo, nooo, nooo!’ ”

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star Sandra Oh is in third place, while 49-year-old “menopausal” singer Madonna finished fourth and was ridiculed for her adoption of Malawi boy David Banda.

The survey said of Madonna: “Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.

“Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish – only for dirt-poor foreign babies – with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you’ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.”

Britney Spears – whose behavior has spiraled out of control this year with her wild partying, drug taking, shaving her head and bizarre performance at the MTV Video Music Awards – rounded up top five.

One Maxim.com contributor claimed: “Britney has lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of pudge.”

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So in addition to her well known troubles, she’s also facing some issues with the back-up dancers who performed with her during the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. An inside source revealed to Us Weekly that the performers were never paid in full–possibly due in part to the fact that Britney was released from “The Firm,” her former management last month. The tipster revealed:

“Her management usually pays the dancers.”

Seriously woman pay the people!–they’re the only reason the performance was worth watching. They really tried hard to pull that performance together while all you did was just strolling on the stage and breaking a leg…or something like that. Remember guys about her VMA failure and I honestly think that without the dancers on the stage, she sure would have received some eggs and tomatoes as a bonus from the crowd.

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“She was fine, cooperative,” Lopez said. “She did her business and came out.”

LAPD declared: “at approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting and collection of information. Britney was at all time cooperative in the process. She was there approximately 45 minutes.” LAPD also stated that she was never put in a holding cell, and she was polite and courteous to the officers.

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