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Dec. 17.

Jessica Simpson is no ‘Major Movie Star’

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Jessica Simpson is reportedly in the running for an Oscar-caliber movie role which, if she lands it, will require her to appear completely naked on the silver screen. Though these reports are very preliminary and make no mention of Joe Simpson approving the idea, that won’t stop us from speculating which project would be so damn drenched with legitimacy, it could convince Jess to bare it all. Here are some options:

1) “Under The Mountain Of Dreams”Jessica portrays a mentally handicapped Iraq War veteran who is viciously raped, but who courageously pieces together her life, patches things up with her estranged family, and wins an Oscar. The last shot of the movie is Jessica’s character holding the Oscar, looking straight into the camera, and yelling “WINK” while winking.

2) “The Salty Cred”Jessica portrays a single mother who must strip completely naked a bunch of times at “The Salty Cred” strip bar, hoping to raise enough cred to appease her critical, malnourished children. .

3) “Bo Bimpson”Jessica plays “Bessica Bimpson,” a blonde singer-turned-actress whose ambitions towards legitimacy aren’t helped by allegations that her skeevy father, Bo, publicly masturbates to photos of her in front of huge crowds of reporters.

4) “B.” Jessica stars in a dramatic, fractured biopic about the troubled life of Susan B. Anthony, the influential female suffragist who fought for women’s rights against all odds in the early 20th century, and also took a bunch of showers near windows.

5) “Jessica Simpson’s Boobs”Jessica Simpson, playing herself, takes her top off at the beginning of the movie and just stands still in front of the camera for three hours. Dane Cook and Dax Sheperd never arrive, and “Dukes of Hazzard” doesn’t occur.

Jessica Simpson’s acting career doesn’t seem long for this world. Despite months of denials from the Simpson camp, Simpson’s most recent film “Blonde Ambition” is going straight to DVD. Her next film, ironically titled “Major Movie Star,” could very well be headed toward the same straight-to-video fate according to some insiders.

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Oct. 03.

Jessica Simpson and her ugly hairstylist

I don’t know if Ken Paves is really a hairstylist. Look at the Jessica Simpson pictures and tell me if that hair has style!

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Jessica Simpson Pictures

Anyway Jessica is pretty provocative in this pictures but I would not consider her sexy.

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Sep. 13.

Simpson Sisters Together

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson together. I’m starting to think that Ashlee looks better than Jessica even though I’m not a fan of either of them.

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Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson together

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Sep. 06.

Jessica Simpson Alone Again

Jessica Simpson has been dumped by her boyfriend, John Mayer.

Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say, she and her pals are too loose-lipped for the reclusive Mayer. One person in the Mayer camp told Us Weekly the relationship “was a 2 [that] her camp spun into an 11 . . . Mayer thinks Jessica is desperate . . . an attempt to stay in the spotlight.

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Jessica Simpson was dating Mayer less than a month before she appeared on People magazin cover, stating “I’m in Love”.

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Aug. 21.

Pictures of Fine Ladies at Teen Choice Awards

Looks like all the pretty ladies gathered around at the Teen Choice Awards. These pictures sure proove that. We have Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Carmen Electra in the same place.

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Carmen Electra at Teen Choice Awards

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Jessica Alba at Teen Choice Awards

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Jessica Simpson at Teen Choice Awards

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Aug. 07.

Jessica Simpson Dining Pictures

Here are some pictures with Jessica Simpson when she was going to a restaurant.

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Jessica Simpson Dining Pictures

Jessica Simpson looks pretty fat here. What do you think?

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Apr. 04.

Jessica Simpson lead role in Baywatch movie

Jessica Simpson has been tipped to star in a remake of Californian beach drama Baywatch. Jessica, 25, will reportedly play a heroic lifeguard on Venice Beach, California and is expected to take up Pamela Anderson’s legacy.

Jessica Simpson lead role in Baywatch movie

I wonder if she can handle the role, I mean I liked her in Dukes of Hazzard but now she’ll have the role of Pamela Anderson and it will be tough to win over all those fans.

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