Kate Hudson switches young hottie for old pudgy
Will Kate become the next Ellen Barkin? Well, why settle for kissing in supermarkets when you can enjoy a romantic trip to Paris, private jets, five-star hotels, your every whim answered.Maybe it would have been decent for her to tell poor Dax about her plans before leaving. This would have saved him from the embarrassing situation of finding out from friends who read tabloids.
Kate Hudson switches young hottie for old pudgy
I think I’m beginning to see a trend here. As an unknown, Kate hooked up with and eventually married Chris Robinson, anorexic-looking lead singer of the Black Crowes, who were then a hit band. Kate’s star kept rising, while Chris and his brother fought too much to make music together anymore. Chris decided it was easier just to stay home and stay stoned, and that’s where he’s been ever since.
Fast forward a few years, and now Kate’s the big star and food provider of the house, and maybe she’s a little bored with her hippy husband. After a failed escapade with her co-star Owen Wilson, Kate returns again to Dax Shepard.
Kate Hudson switches young hottie for old pudgy
And now … she’s with Ron Burkle. Yes, that Ron Burkle, the supermarket mogul, the one allegedly involved in a pay-for-play scandal with the New York Post, among other equally tawdry scandals.He’s middle-aged, pudgy, and about as sexy as double coupons, but has a wicked reputation for chasing tail. He’s spewed his burkle in clubs across the country, earning him titles like “greasy grocer” and “evil rich guy”.
It’s not yet the time to think about retirement funds Katie. You can still make it by your own without the help of greasy fluffy rich guys.
Written by roxana on October 2nd, 2007 with
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Raven Woods
#1. October 5th, 2007, at 11:43 AM.
I don’t think Chris Robinson has been exactly “sitting at home getting stoned” all this time. He’s been on tour constantly, either with The Black Crowes or as Brothers of a Feather with Rich, since 2005.
As for Kate Hudson, I have decided that she pretty thoroughly disgusts me. I don’t understand why people keep lauding her and acting like “Hooray for her.” She walked out of a 6-year marriage and on the husband of her child, just to have a fling with Owen Wilson, and since then, has only gone from bad to worse. I was actually happy when I thought Chris Robinson had maybe finally found his soulmate and could settle down and enjoy a little peace and happiness in his life. But that’s what happens when you mate up with girls too young and shallow to know what they really want out of life. I thought Kate was a better person than this, but evidently she’s as shallow as all the rest in Hollywood.