Mariah Carey makes you smell like marshmallows

Here’s Mariah Carey with a big fat smile next to her new fragrance, entitled simply, “M.” I have to say, she’s looking very well put-together these days. I have to recognize that I’m not a fan of the lady, but she sure would be attractive for me, if I were a male. She has that something something….that makes you want her in your bed. Maybe this sex appeal will bottled in “M,” even though the various notes might be coming from some unlikely sources–like roasted marshmallows. But Mariah assures us that it’s subtle.

“It’s blended in there — it’s not like you’re gonna walk around smelling like marshmallow”

Anywho, Mariah’s also recently sounded off on her desire to have kids, but only within the context of a solid relationship.

“If I were to have a child, I would want to be married with a stable family environment,” Carey, 37, said Tuesday on The View. “Not to say that that’s how everybody has to do it.”

Damn, she said it right so I can’t realy contradict her or criticize.Maybe next time I’ll have more luck…