Paris Hilton Funny Song

Comic Mark Manne wrote a song called “Everything That is Wrong with America Today (The Paris Hilton Song).

Here are the lyrics:

“Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat/Because you pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat/Paris, do you sleep on a big pile of cash?/You must have paid the studio some money to put you in the ‘House of Wax’/’Cause you got no talent, you can’t act, and you can’t sing/You’re not that pretty, you’re not that hot, you’re not even interesting/You’re so mean, all bathed in green, a s^^@@x machine, until your cellphone rings, until your cellphone rings/Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name?/Is it the short skirts? No! ‘The Simple Life’? No! It’s cause you’ll have s%#@x with anything/You’re so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur p#*&@o queen/Go away, just go away from here, go away.”

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Paris Hilton Funny Song

No, Paris Hilton is here to stay :) Who will make fun of her anymore if she goes away?

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