Paris Hilton Funny Song
Comic Mark Manne wrote a song called “Everything That is Wrong with America Today (The Paris Hilton Song).
Here are the lyrics:
“Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat/Because you pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat/Paris, do you sleep on a big pile of cash?/You must have paid the studio some money to put you in the ‘House of Wax’/’Cause you got no talent, you can’t act, and you can’t sing/You’re not that pretty, you’re not that hot, you’re not even interesting/You’re so mean, all bathed in green, a s^^@@x machine, until your cellphone rings, until your cellphone rings/Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name?/Is it the short skirts? No! ‘The Simple Life’? No! It’s cause you’ll have s%#@x with anything/You’re so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur p#*&@o queen/Go away, just go away from here, go away.”
Paris Hilton Funny Song
No, Paris Hilton is here to stay 
Who will make fun of her anymore if she goes away?
Written by Bite Us! on August 10th, 2006 with
6 comments.
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chicky-babe
Anti-paris fan
Karina
**$BRAT$**
i love paris 4 eva and eva
bye
#1. August 13th, 2006, at 3:28 AM.
heyy,i just wanted to say *paris hilton* is the best.
i feel this way because since i was a young girl i have wanted to be just like her,by gettin all the guys ,having money and beeing really pretty.
i don’t think anyone should bitch about her because its unfair,its her life and if you don’t like it go away and stay out of it.
love CHICKY-BABE